My First Menage a Trois

Welcome back! I am purposely staying awake to put this out - just to make Nessa happy! I REALLY hope that it works because I might have mixed a .wav and .aud file together when I turned everything into a giant .mp3 - good LORD I'm going META on myself! HELP!!!!!!!!

Everything's been going okay, when compared to the "standards" or "norms" of other weeks. My dad really upset/scared me at lunch today - he seems to be losing what bit of function he had gotten back in his right arm. I was really frustrated because I had taken him to lunch (whodadunk I'd take HIM to lunch on my own dime?!) and it was really hard watching him trying to eat his fries and salad. It didn't help him that I was trying to hold his bowl steady - it was actually making him more nervous because he really doesn't like accepting help, especially since we were kinda public. But I couldn't not help him - he's my daddy for fuck's sake! But I really think the divorce paperwork is going to be FINALLY settled, so he can go downtown and get his pension and retirement benefits which will mean that he can get his medical insurance again.

But I hope that everyone is doing okay and I'm going to go upstairs and continue watching Parking Wars - I've learned A LOT from watching this show! Which made it even FUNNIER to me today when my dad told me that he got a parking ticket while he was at his lawyers office (apparently he parked on the other side of road? something about it was a two lane road but he parked facing the wrong direction of traffic - instead of parking on the right left - he went left) And he's made it harder b/c he lost the ticket in less then 30 minutes! So I have to figure THAT out and figure something out with Blockbuster, b/c he's being charged for not returning Hellboy, but apparently he returned the box with a dvd in it - but it was a porno not Hellboy... SO that'll be F-U-N!!!

Love you!

~Princess Honah

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Me in Pieces

Okay, so I'm not actually crying or anything during this episode - I'm just all over the board b/c I'm SO HAPPY that I've finally reached my 10% weight loss goal! And for me - that's a BIG deal!

And I'm sorry I haven't posted here in 20 days, but the last podcast or two - I've just had SO MUCH other stuff going on that I wasn't able to do anything. But things have been their usual trainwreck - Chi-Chi is in hospital AGAIN, Dottie got into YET ANOTHER car accident, I've given a "throw down" to Spanking Bea Arthur, and I talk about my most recent first date (first one in... 2 yrs?) - SHIT! talk about a dry spell! Dang!

I have no plans for NYE beyond staying safetly inside my own house! And knowing my luck - I'll probably be reading or something and COMPLETELY miss the ball dropping again. Oh well - wouldn't be the first year! But I'm REALLY excited - America's Pod Casting Sweetheart has graciously agreed to join me on New Years Day to record! And I'm SO EXCITED!!! I'm sorry - I'm like any other "regular" groupie/fan - to have joined Archer's gang bang show TWO DAYS IN A ROW and now for Tim to come on my show - it's BIG things to me! I still remember how excited I got when Mary (A Drink To Be Sober) read my very first MySpace email that I had sent her. But if ANYONE SOMEONE could PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know that you're out there and give me any type of feedback on ANY of the items I mentioned on this show - I'd be REALLY grateful! Because I'm still kinda bummed that my listener line is now defunct...

Please have a great NYE and I'll catch y'all next year!

Love y'all!
~Princess Honah

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Anastasia_Beaverhausen@comcast.net (could I have picked a longer email?!)

Try to Prove I Don't Have ADHD!

Hey Everyone! Sorry I've been gone - lots of shit going on! I mention a few podcasts this time around, including a new one that I've found. Talk about the perils of having an asshole as a sperm donor, the drama of finding Cupcake a formal dress and a bunch of other shit! Please take care, PLEASE leave me more reviews on iTunes and call me or something?!?

Yeah, so I know I tend to copy my show notes directly into my blogs, but it's getting pretty late and I STILL need to get the baby off my chair and into bed! I hope that everyone's okay, b/c this time I go over some viewer mail (I would LOVE to get more PLEASE!!!) and talk about a bunch of random things!

Love y'all!!!!

~Princess Honah

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Anastasia_Beaverhausen@comcast.net
(206) 312-4719

Could We Just Get Along?

Hey everyone! Hope y'all are recovering from being forced to eat too much turkey and spending time with family members that they may or may not like that much. Thankfully - my turkey came out very well, and I was able to clean everything up very quickly - which is ALWAYS a plus!

But I need to head up to bed - this migraine is kicking my ass and the more I try to type coherently - I swear the more it hurts! Anyone wanna go see Quantam of Solace with me? HAHA!

Love y'all and plus love everyone else!
~Princess Honah

Sex Afterglow!

Hey Everyone!

All things considered - I'm still in a good mood. I got a RAGE recording out yesterday, that I have decided not to post because I have to believe in karma and how everything you put out - you get back times three! But anyways - the Pet Hobo came up last night and we had good times! Granted, now I'm paying for it with my back but that's what I get and it's what I wanted.

But yeah - I tried hard to not let any of the rage seep into this recording that I'm posting tonight, because it's just not worth it. I have to remember that I graduated from high school 10 years ago and that I might be one of the youngest pod casters out here...? So, I don't need to be as catty as others. So, this time - I talk about a few different things, including letting some music "greet" you when you first press play. Hope I don't "offend" anyone's ears by my choice of music?! And for anyone that might be wondering (because I'm not sure if I addressed it in my last one) everyone is FINALLY home from the hospital and trying to recover. So that's good, and I'm very grateful/thankful and humble for everyone's thoughts/wishes for my family. Also, I talk about how I feel that actually cooking a full turkey for Thanksgiving is like a rite of passage. I mean, last year wasn't the firs Thanksgiving that I celebrated, but normally - I was living at home, making it with Dottie (while we were still getting along), then it was going to the house after I was kicked out, and then my first Thanksgiving in my house - I made turkey breasts because I was that scared/broke, and last year I made the full bird, and I'll be doing it again this year! Thankfully - I don't try to deep fry it!!!

But I truly hope that everyone is doing well and I may or may not be back before Thanksgiving - and incase I'm not - I hope that everyone is safe and remembers that Thanksgiving isn't just an excuse to OD on tryptophan! And here's to hoping that I can come out of this holiday season without GAINING weight!!!!???

Love y'all!
~Princess Honah

email: Anastasia_Beaverhausen@comcast.net
www.myspace.com/withoutsmearingmyeyeliner
Listener Line: (206) 312-4719

Ramblings of a Crazy Girl

Hey everyone! Sorry I've been a bit quiet - but I was trying to make sure I didn't go over on my Libsyn storage space. I literally, ramble on, even worse then Tom the Ramble Redhead, in this installment! But I'm just a tad bit out of it, but that's OKAY!

By the way - the car accident that I talk about, for longer then I should have probably, occurred on May 4, 2006. Attached is one of the pictures of my poor poor baby afterwards... Yeah, she didn't survive but that's a good thing because she was dying as it was! It was a VERY PAINFUL and very well drug hazed "miracle" in disguise...? Who knows!

But it's REALLY fucking late and I'm too tired to continue... I really hope that everyone is well, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE email me, myspace me or call me?!?! I love to know that y'all are out there!!!

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Anastasia_Beaverhausen@comcast.net
(206) 312-4719

Also - please don't forget to check out any or all of the shows that I've mentioned - I love them and I bet you will too!

Why I Hate Video Games!

Okay, so I'm back and I'm sick. It BLOWS! But what blows more - I have given into other's demands and plugged in my PS2 downstairs. Now I can't stop playing this fucking game and OMFG my thumb is turning purple and SO NOT in a good way! But I hope that everyone is well and hopefully when I sit down to record again - my thumb and voice will be back to normal!?

And I apologize for my coughing, for what it's worth - I did turn my head away from the mic.

Love y'all!